The Feats of a Kindergarten President! By Maxwell Adeyemi Adeleye
He was born in the swamp and in the fen he conquered poverty!
He schooled in the slough and from there he jumped from a rejected stone to a chief cornerstone!
He married from the mire and from there he rose to become a creme-de-lame!
As a Toddler, he was shoeless but today, he swims in the euphoria of abundance mansions!
His risen… from meadow to grandeur was a-never-seen-before!
His risen to stardom was a miraculous testimonies that no one could question!
About 160million rationals, auxiliaries and commoners trusted him with power but klemptocratic governance has been their compensation for the past 26 months instead of the democratic governance they yearns for!
The bog man got the insignia of power and drained the Excess Crude Oil Account with an amazing ease!
He got the unexpected mandate and drained the Foreign Reserve Account with all sense of wickedness and iniquity!
Education Sector is presently in shamble as mass failure and industrial actions becomes the new order of the day!
Agriculture has been erased from the map of the country as he could not transform the Camatose sector!
Our Highways are now in a state of desrepair. However, I symphatise with him on the recent loss of his inlaw in one of the highways!
He promised to deliver 10,000 megawalts before december 2013; but Nigerians have watched in aghast as governance suddenly went awry; power supply, under his supervision and reign of cluelessness, has dropped from 4,780mws to 2,651mws.
Darkness has replaced light as manufacturer companies daily relocates to Ghana to find succour!
He sacked his best Minister and replaced him with a neophyte. He was apparently pressurized by some desperate demons to sacrifice meritocracy for mediocrity and he concured!
He promised to revolutionise the aviation sector, but what his people has gotten in return was plane/chopper crashes, coupled with power outage!
The security of lives and properties, rights to dignity, movement, peaceful assembly, liberty and social justice are being violated at will by the bourgeoisie with him doing nothing!
The ruse-integrity of Judiciary has further been depleted courtesy of his satanic assitance!
He promised fresh air, however, 28 months after he got the mandate, it has been free flow of polluted air across the nation!
He promised to uphold the tenets of democracy but with his seemingly tactical support, 16 becomes the majority of 19 while 5 becomes the majority of 27 in his region!
He promised a virile anti-corruption crusade but the nation’s anti-corruption agencies are now in moribund like the nation’s agricultural and educational sectors!
The most educated President Nigerians ever had had been weighing power like a kindergarten student with no sign of improvement!
The Powerful Esaus and Jacobs in National Assembly have apparently cowed him like a kindergarten student!
Please, who breaks the hegemony of this kindergarten President?
Adeleye writes from Lagos, South West, Nigeria.
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