My Premonitions: Kleiglight Turning Night Into Day, Our Exiles Are Coming Home By Ade Ilemobade
Those who read my previous articles which were satirical dramatization or spoofing of Corrupt Nigerians using Goodluck Jonathan as the arrowhead will decipher vividly where I am coming from with my latest piece.
Things are beginning to fall apart because the centre seems not to be holding anymore, events that will be unfolding from next week shall justify my premonitions. This I wrote as a concluding statement in my last piece and the unfolding theatrics need no clarifications. A word is enough to the wise.
Please, recall that Blaise Compaoré ”soliloquization” had given us the polaroid picture of what is likely to happen to our exiles and here is the gist:
(Blaise Compaoré soliloquizing: This Nigerian fools don’t understand the French mentality, Alassane Dramane Ouattara and I will convert that four cargo ships of petroleum product for our private pockets the same corruption that drove them out of their country will drive them out of here when we keep shifting the goalpost every now and then espèce d’idiot !)
Hallelujah! Hallelujah!! Hallelujah!!! the king is back. Hosannah! Hosannah!! Hosannah!!! Our exiles are in town. There is going to be a special dedication service to the glory of God at the Church of atonement in Otueke for repentance and confession of sins.
The Bible verse for the occassion would come from Romans, the sixth book in the New Testament to be delivered by Catholic Bishop Matthew Hassan Kukah who is always a welcome guest at the Otueke multi billion dollar mansion built in the glory of God and Mammon (Matthew 6:24).
One is circumspectus with the courage of Tompolo in addressing the Niger Delta Avengers but reassured with Tompolo statement in my spoofing or satirical article that when exile is no more an option the obvious existential possibility left is to retrace one’s actions via repentance and confession of sins. Please, read the parable of the prodigal son in the Bible (Luke 15:11-32).
Here him Tompolo in his last statement in the spoof written by me. Tompolo: Oga Jona ebi like say Asari Dokubo don dey get too much influence nowadays ooooh I won go back to the creek jaree dis Ivory Coast don taya man body self.
The above statement is not about Asari Dokubo but the self evident possibility that with the ongoing vandalization of Oil and Gas infrastructures by Niger Delta Avengers coupled with the centre that is not holding anymore because the tower of bable is crumbling as a result of confusion of tongues and inherent contradictions there might be no home anymore to return to when the mighty fire power of the Nigerian Army starts to disintergrate and annihilate those ragtag criminals calling themselves Avengers in the Niger Delta.
General Isreal Akpodoro, a former militant leader in the Niger Delta in interview with NICHOLAS UWERUNONYE, said “At the meeting, a motion was raised that if our brother, then President Goodluck Jonathan did not win the 2015 election, we would make the country ungovernable for whoever emerges” http://saharareporters.com/
“Like I said, the renewed fight in the region has nothing to do with EFCC declaring Tompolo wanted” http://saharareporters.com/
Note that the statement of General Isreal Akpodoro is very important because it gave us an insight into the criminal setups and their genesis with the nexus pointing to the direction of 2015 presidential election and the various dramatis personae in the Niger Delta who played pivotal roles in setting up this monster.
Being a cunning Testudinidae imbued with self preservation our exiles are coming home but they must be forewarned that Nigerians are tired of their antics and we will not take their evil, devilish, conspiratorial, premeditated economic terrorism and sabotage lightly anymore.
To the Niger Delta Avengers don’t be foolish, listen to your brothers the ex militant “we are appealing to members of the Niger Delta Avengers to surrender and accept dialogue. No group or individual can fight federal Government.” http://saharareporters.com/
NIGERIANS WE MUST ALL STAND UP AGAINST BLACKMAIL. LET US BE UNITED AGAINST THIS FESTERING CANCER CALLED NIGER DELTA AVENGERS. LONG LIVE THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA.
OTUNBA ADE ILEMOBADE is a philosopher