A Mild Touch on Last Week’s News with Abdullahi Aborode: Week 3
As Patience Dame Lazarus didn’t make the cut the week, her darling husband made the cut. Few days after the APC Governors walked 500 meters in the streets of Maiduguri, he decided to counter their political move by visiting the state which he had almost wiped out of the Nigerian map. He visited the two Boko Haram strongholds; Yobe and Maiduguri. Sounding so tough and fed up with the terrorist acts that emanate from those region. He stated that the JTF will not leave the region or else the elders can guarantee him that there shall be no more bombings from the sect. He made it clear that he won’t tolerate any security officer’s death no more! He also charged the elders of the state to condemn Boko Harams activities or continue to bask in the glory of bombings. “If you elders will not condemn it, you will continue to suffer under the terror of Boko Haram because without peace, we cannot develop Borno” – GEJ
The erstwhile Governor of Oyo state aka Oloye shine shine bobo has also kicked at current Governor of Oyo state. He insisted that despite his administration spending more money on getting him cosmetics to maintain his colour, his administration ruled with the fear of God and didn’t demolish people’s homes but rather built roads and built ‘people’ for the state. “We put smiles on faces of the masses and not sorrow and gnashing of teeth the current administration has brought to them. This is why today PDP members can walk on the streets proud of the achievements that are visible everywhere in the state” – Alabi Yellow Akala. Sir, IF you dare work on my street without guards, I’ll personally STONE you and your achievements!
Mr Shem (maybe they meant Shame) a commandant of the Nigerian guguru defense (sorry civil defense) failed to ‘cram’ his organisation’s website before coming on live tv. After stating categorically that certain websites were fraudulent websites, he couldn’t state which was the official website. “I cannot categorically tell you one now.” – Mr Shem. And after pressed one more time, he said the website was; www.nscdc. (shey na com, org, net we no sabi o) Last last we did his job for him and discovered the website is www.nscdc.gov.ng. How people like this have jobs is beyond me!
I can boldly say to you that the end is near o, see SOMETHING!!! So apparently this lady preaches the gospel with are areola out, her laps well exposed for us to see. Maybe that’s the strategy to get more followers, and like she said it is “The gospel from the stripper’s pole”
Former head of state General Muhammad Buhari and 3 times presidential aspirant during a keynote lecture on ‘Stable Democracy and Nigeria’s economy’ delivered at the Houses of Parliament in London said the Jonathan lead administration lacks the political will to fight corruption. I don’t know how the general expects a man that covers corruption with his fedora black hat to have a political will to fight corruption. He also hit out at INEC and the Judiciary for not being independent but being under the control of the FG. “The Nigerian government since 1999 has successfully emasculated the judiciary and turned it into a yes-man” – GMB
The zombies have denied killing the students of the Nasarawa state university after a peaceful protest was marred by the introduction of the Nigerian army. It is not the first time unknown soldiers are committing atrocities in the land, we also have unknown gunmen so I am not surprised our soldiers too are unknown. Whatever the case maybe, it will only be wise of the government to fish out whoever gave orders for students to be shot at with live ammunition because they were protesting for their right. “What these people are writing is not correct. Soldiers were not deployed and couldn’t have carried out the shooting” Army spokesman. So did I shoot them? Even the Nigerian police is denying this…who shot out students???
The newly elected BOT chairman of the PDP chief Tony Anini (did I spell that right?) has also echoed the fear the APC has planted since its emergence in the PDP camp. Various PDP chieftains have come out to disparage and belittle the party. This I think is a mental disorder because I don’t know why I should lose sleep on something I call “weak”. The almighty Mr Fix it may have had mixed certain ingredients together to facilitate the fast disintegration of the APC, who knows? “a pack of weak blocks that cannot construct an enduring edifice” – Tony Anenih
Now we know who 2 Face Idibia’s greatest fan is. The Governor of Akwa Ibom state Godswill Akpabio presented the award winning musician 2 Prado SUVs as the award for marrying the native of his land. I am urging all other celebrities to start marrying from Akwa Ibom. Other state governors can also adopt this style, we have those who give virgins vehicles, now there’s a reward for getting married…Hallelujah! And yeah…roads will be constructed too. “For the people of Eket-Ibeno, I need to apologise because I am not happy with the state of the road. The road was given to the NDDC. If not, the state would have intervened in the construction. I want to assure you that during the child dedication of Tuface and Annie, we would have dualised the Eket-Ibeno Road.” – Akpabio.
Apparently every series of mild touch has been having a portion for the “RIPs”…May the soul of Hugu Chavez former president of Venezuela rest in peace. A name written in Gold…a GREAT man!
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